Superheroes can run really fast with their jetpacks on.
They can ice skate on the kitchen floor and not fall down.
They can attack bad guys with their muscles and are almost immune to tickling.
They eat all their chicken strips to make them strong.
And they have supercool stick up hair.
But even superheroes need someone to turn on the light for them so they can go to the bathroom.
And they usually like a warm lap to sit on when they get tired of fighting crime.
And super powers don't seem to work at bedtime.
Even with your glow-in-the-dark SuperDog jammies, it helps to keep a night light on, and the living room light... and the light in your parents' bedroom.
You know just in case you accidentally maybe might possibly get tired. Even though that really doesn't happen to you.
You don't get tired. Ever.