I finally figured it out.-I'm gonna write a book.
Because my kids say some funny things.
Coughing with your muscles= coughing into your fist
"Back Then" is an actual time period in history.
"Hey mom, did they have corn dogs Back Then?"
If your "nose thing won't come down" you might need a tissue.
Sometimes, its hard to roll up your Leg Sleeves.
Guns and Ladders is the better name for Chutes and Ladders.
If I'm not paying close enough attention,
"Here Mom, look out your face!"
Everyone has a Heart Beep but only mommy cows have gutters.