This week alone, Charlotte has:
Painted her floor with a bottle of lotion. (On the upside, her room now smells like lemons.)
Hid half a (cooked) frozen pizza behind the chair in my room.
Smeared a new bottle of diaper rash cream all over the living room floor, and herself. (Do you know how hard it is to clean that stuff? Its WATER PROOF.)
Spilled 4 glasses of milk.
Changed her clothes an average of 3 outfits a day.( Most of it was necessary)
Tore her favorite book apart at every seam.
But it could be worse, right?