Ethan""Mommy my finger's bleeding!"
Ethan:"I don't know."
Me:"Do you want a bandaid?"
(go to get him a band-aid)
Ethan:"I wish I never got hurt."
Me:"Aw, me too."
Ethan:"So, look, here's what happened-is that a Transformers bandaid?"
Ethan:"So when I was at Granny's, Andrew was flying his kite. And I bit it and took the peel off it 'cause I thought it would feel better, and it felt worse and worse. And then in bed I licked it and it turned to blood. So can you cut paper with me?"